The question that everyone has been wondering in the back of their minds for decades has finally been answered. What song has the most “na”s in it?

And the winner is…. Centerfold by the J. Geils Band, which has 221 “na”s, one more than Hey Jude.

No, I did not google this, I actually did my own research, as any good journalist would do. This consisted of listening to each song, typing an ‘x’ whenever they said “na”, then counting up the x’s. Why, how did you spend your Thanksgiving?