Heard on the traffic report on a Toronto radio station this morning:

…and if you’re north of the city, on Highway 10 just south of Highway 89, there’s a dead kangaroo in the left lane…

I just hope that whoever hit the animal didn’t have any car damage:

Insurance company: You hit a what?
Driver: A kangaroo.
Insurance company: Rrrrrriiiiiight. Let me just check your policy…