1. “Hockey – A Gentleman’s Game” by Todd Bertuzzi
2. “A Comprehensive Analysis of U.S. Foreign Policy in the 20th Century” by Paris Hilton
3. “How I Made Millions Playing Professional Lacrosse” by anyone
4. “Feeding Your Family on only $17 Million a Year” by Latrell Sprewell
5. “My Favorite Hanukkah Traditions” by Mel Gibson
6. “An Actor’s Guide to Avoiding Typecasting” by Joe Pesci
7. “Burying the Hatchet: How to Resolve Personal Differences And Just Get Along” by Roger Clemens and Mike Piazza
8. “Building a Successful Long-term Career in the Entertainment Industry” by that kid who played “Webster” on TV (foreword by Leif Garrett)
9. “High on Life: Why You Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun” by Lindsay Lohan
10. “Being a Sports Celebrity Without Becoming a Jerk” by Kobe Bryant, Barry Bonds, Latrell Sprewell, Roger Clemens, and numerous others

Honourary mention: “George Foreman’s Big Book of Baby Names” (I saw that on some web site somewhere and got a good laugh)