Monthly Archives: March 2008

Microblogging


I don’t get twitter. If you’ve never heard ot it, twitter has been described as a “micro-blog”. Basically, you join up and then you can post things, just like with a blog. But each thing you post (called a “tweet”, I kid you not) can be no longer than 140 characters, and can’t contain pictures or videos or stuff like that. You can add people to your friends list and then when you log in, you’ll see what they’ve posted and people can subscribe to your feed as well. You can update your twitter from your cell phone as well, so you can keep the world up-to-date on everything from anywhere.

This seems to me like overkill. In particular circumstances, I can see it being useful or interesting — say your favourite IT journalist is attending MacWorld or some similar conference, and is “twittering” about some things he’s seeing. A full-blown blog entry about each thing would take too long, so if he updates his twitter every few minutes or half an hour or whatever, that’s kind of neat. Similarly, a TSN reporter wrote a blog on NHL trade deadline day. He was at home watching the TSN coverage, and wrote one article and kept updating it every few minutes, whether to talk about a new trade or rumour, or analyze a previous trade, or to comment on something someone said, or just to joke about an announcer’s tie. Dave Barry has been known to “live-blog” during episodes of 24. Those kind of things lend themselves to twitter rather nicely.

But I’m guessing that the vast majority of twitter users are posting what they’re having for dinner and what they’re watching on TV and “just finished working out, now I’m going to have a shower” or other pointless crap like that. The stuff I write here is mostly my opinions or observations on stuff, not just what’s happening in my day-to-day life, because I figure nobody would be interested in that. With twitter, you can have an hour-by-hour or even minute-by-minute account of someone’s day, and I just don’t see the point. I already waste enough time online working on my blog, facebook, or wikipedia, so I really don’t need to add twitter to that list.

Why Shaquille or LeBron could become Raptors


Take a look at the Raptors lineup. Not a lot of typical North American names on there: Bargnani, Nesterovic, Calderon, Garbajosa, Brezec, Kapono, Delfino. Moon and Baston are not too bad, but with first names like Jamario and Maceo, they fit in as well. Even Darrick Martin’s first name is spelled weird. This must have been why Fred Jones was traded, and I guess even Juan Dixon wasn’t “ethnic” enough.

The only players left are Chris Bosh, T.J. Ford, Anthony Parker, Kris Humphries, and Joey Graham. Look for one of these guys to be traded to Indiana for Ike Diogu, or maybe to Chicago for Andres Nocioni and Thabo Sefolosha. The rule for the Raptors: If we can’t pronounce your name, we want you on our team.

February Quotes


I saw this on another blog somewhere, and thought it was a neat idea. Once a month, I will post a list of interesting quotes I’ve heard over the previous month. They could be lines from songs or movies or TV shows or anything else. In my case, they’re mostly songs because I listen to a lot of music. The quotes I selected were chosen mainly because they were intruiging or clever or funny, not because they represent my thoughts or feelings at any particular time.

“We’re only immortal for a limited time”

Rush, Dreamline

“I’m in a groove now, or is it a rut?”

Rush, Face Up

“What people don’t realize is they’re between 10 and 150 milliseconds away from every creep on the planet”

“Well I’ve been looking’ for a job but it’s hard to find
Down here it’s just winners and losers and don’t get caught on the wrong side of that line”

Bruce Springsteen, Atlantic City

“Last night I sat him up behind the wheel and said
‘Son, take a good look around. This is your hometown'”

Bruce Springsteen, My Hometown

“If you wonder why I never wrote you a song
it’s because happiness writes white”

Harvey Danger, Happiness Writes White

“I remember what she said to me
how she swore that it never would end
I remember how she held me oh so tight
wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then”

Bob Seger, Against the Wind

“I was flyin’ back from Lubbock, I saw Jesus on the plane
Or maybe it was Elvis, y’know they kinda look the same”

Don Henley, If Dirt Were Dollars

“She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly,
like cows at a passing train”

Don Henley, If Dirt Were Dollars

“A man with a briefcase can steal more money
than any man with a gun”

Don Henley, Gimme What You Got

“Who’s the more foolish, the fool, or the fool who follows him?”

Obi-Wan Kenobi, “Star Wars”

Leia: “Why you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerfherder!”
Han: “Who’s scruffy-looking?”

Han Solo and Princess Leia, “The Empire Strikes Back”

Leia: “I happen to like nice men.”
Han: “I’m nice men.”

Han Solo and Princess Leia, “The Empire Strikes Back”

“When he speaks nobody listens, where he leads no one will go”

Genesis, Man on the Corner

“I swear you might have left me anyway
So I’ll leave you instead”

Big Wreck, Under the Lighthouse

“Two men say they’re Jesus
One of them must be wrong”

Dire Straits, Industrial Disease

“It is [for] a 5th round draft pick… It was either that or a bucket of pucks, but Florida didn’t want to give up a whole bucket.”

My friend Steve, talking about the Leafs trading Wade Belak to Florida

“You gave me nothin’, now it’s all I got”

U2, One

“Am I buggin’ you? Don’t mean to bug ya. OK Edge, play the blues.”

U2, Silver and Gold (live)

“Don’t believe in what they tell me, there ain’t no cure
The rich stay healthy, the sick stay poor”

U2, God Part II

“You’ve got to cry without weeping, talk without speaking,
Scream without raising your voice”

U2, Running To Stand Still