By Graeme Perrow – GRAY-um PEAR-o
Over the last couple of weeks, I’ve heard a number of names of lacrosse players mispronounced on various TV broadcasts and lacrosse podcasts. As someone whose name is routinely mispronounced (and misspelled), I take issue with this so I’ve written up a handy list on some of the harder-to-pronounce names in the NLL. These are in no particular order.
Kaleb Toth – KAY-leb TOE-th. Not TAW-th, and not KAH-leb as I’ve also heard.
Matt Vinc – like the name VINCE.
John Gallant – gal-ANT.
Stephan Leblanc – STEFF-in la-BLONK.
Nenad Gajic – Nuh-NAD. Last name is either GUY-ch or GUY-itch. I hope it’s the former, because I sure wouldn’t want to tell people my name sounds like guy-itch, especially if your first name ends with “nad”.
Ilija Gajic – ILL-ee-ya.
Alex Gajic – AL-eks. Yeah, I know, but if I don’t include him here, some smart-ass will ask about it.
Rhys Duch – REES DUTCH.
Ryan Benesch – buh-NESH.
John Tavares – tuh-VAR-ez.
Athan Iannucci – eye-uh-NOOCH-ee. In Philadelphia, it’s frequently pronounced GOD.
Chet Koneczny – CHET.
Mitch Belisle – buh-LY-el.
Sean Greenhalgh – GREEN-hall.
Neil Peart – PEERT. Not PERT. Drummer for Rush. Nothing to do with lacrosse. I like Rush. Deal with it.
Geoff Snider – SNY-der. Not SHNY-der.
David Morgan – HO-lee-CRAP look-at-the-SIZE-of-that-guy.
Dane Dobbie – DOUGH-bee. Not DAW-bee.
Curtis Palidwor – PAL-i-door.
Kasey Beirnes – BEERNS.
Mark Steenhuis – STAIN-house.
Grant Spies – SPEEZ. NLL ref.
Mark Miyashita – mee-YA-shtuh. Hasn’t played in the NLL in a few years, but included here because I’m sure he’s had his share of mispronunciations.
John Grant – Normally just like it looks, GRANT. However, because of a local dialect quirk, in Colorado it’s actually pronounced DOOSH.
Another odd change due to a regional dialect occurs in Philadelphia where the last name of all opposing players becomes hyphenated. The name “Suchs” (SUKS) is appended to the names, though it’s curious that the PA announcer keeps forgetting this. Thankfully, the ever-helpful Philadelphia fans are there to remind him.