Breaking News


Attention all single men! The news you have all been waiting for has arrived: Britney Spears is filing for divorce! This means that Britney is available! For those of you who are on the prowl for a rich and famous woman who is stunningly beautiful (when she’s not skanky-looking), marginally talented, and has the IQ of molasses, this is your lucky day. I’m happily married, so this news has no effect on me.

On the other hand, Halle Berry is also single…

Update: So is the über-cute Reese Witherspoon.

Movie Review: Nacho Libre


Gail is away for the weekend, so it’s just me and the boys. We rented a couple of movies: The Wild (which the boys liked, I thought the other-movie-with-the-same-plot Madagascar was better. I did like Don Cherry’s cameo though) and Scooby-Doo for the boys, and I decided to get something for myself that Gail would have little interest in seeing. I decided on Nacho Libre, since I like Jack Black. Well, let me say this: Nacho Libre is easily — easily — the best Mexican wrestling movie I’ve ever seen.

Comparing it to non-Mexican-wresting movies, however, is not so favourable. There were some funny moments, but in general, it was kind of boring. The cinematography was weird (like a Mexican movie? I dunno), as was the soundtrack. It seemed to me that both would have been less grating if I were more familiar with Mexican culture, but watching a parody of something that you’re not familiar with is just not funny.

What is it with studios that they release movies with very similar plots around the same time? The Wild and Madagascar were released about a year apart, and both dealt with New York zoo animals escaping and making it to their natural habitat, with which they are unfamiliar. Antz and A Bug’s Life were released around the same time, both dealt with computer-generated ants. Armageddon and Deep Impact, both about meteor strikes. Volcano and Dante’s Peak, both about (you guessed it) volcanoes. Especially weird were The Truman Show and EdTV, both of which had what I would normally have considered a very unique plot. It would seem to me that one studio gets wind of an idea that the other studio is working on, and rushes to get their own “version” out first. Come on, writers, this is why you get paid the big bucks — write your own damn movie.

Top Ten Signs That You Edit On Wikipedia Too Much


  1. Whenever you find a spelling or factual mistake on any web page,
    you immediately look for the “edit this page” button
  2. When you see a spelling mistake on your own web site, you immediately
    look for the “history” button to find out what moron added it
  3. Putting hyperlinks in HTML documents is such a pain because typing
    [[whatever|link]] is so much
    easier than <a href="http://whatever“>link
  4. When writing plain-text email, you try to emphasize a word using
    '''word'''
  5. You wish your email client supported categories: being able to add multiple
    categories to an email would be so cool (All joking aside, this would
    be quite a cool feature*)
  6. You see a short web page lacking in content and want to add
    {{stub}}
  7. You see something on a web site that doesn’t seem right, and you want to leave
    a message on the talk page asking about it
  8. You eye your kids’ toys, wondering if they really play with them anymore,
    whether they’d notice if they vanished, and how much you could get for them. Oops,
    wrong list — that should be on the Top Ten Signs You Use eBay Too Much
  9. You wish the web had a “watchlist” so you could find out which web pages
    have changed recently without having to actually visit those pages (though I
    suppose that’s what RSS is for)
  10. You click on a hyperlink that takes you to a 404 error page, and
    you wonder why the original link wasn’t red

* I have frequently been looking for a particular email and cannot
remember
what folder I saved it in. Wouldn’t it be great to be able to “save” it to
multiple folders without replicating the message numerous times? If I’m looking
for a message from my boss regarding IPv6 in SuSE Linux, did I save it in a folder
called “Mark”? OK, so that would probably have been dumb, but was it “IPv6” or
“Linux” or “SuSE”? If
I could mark the message with a bunch of different tags (eg. “Mark IPv6 SuSE
Linux”), then I could look in any one of those folders and find it. Blogger.com
just added this feature for blog articles, and I love it; it’s also
similar to the way you can save bookmarks at del.icio.us. Are you
listening Thunderbird or
Outlook people?

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out


Don Cherry was on the radio this morning, talking about how fighting is
required in hockey, and he was going to convince me, the listener, why this
is true. I’m not a fan of fighting in hockey (or lacrosse), so I waited to be
astonished by his insight. He proceeded to tell stories about how so-and-so star
player (Gretzky et al) were “untouchable” and if anyone “looked sideways” at
them, someone would take them out. He called this “protection”. As I’ve stated
before
, I don’t have a problem with sending your resident goon out after
someone if he hits your star player with a cheap shot. But what Cherry
and Kypreos and others who advocate fighting don’t seem to “get” is that Wayne
Gretzky and other star players are not just stars, they’re hockey
players
, and part of hockey is getting checked. If you’re a star player
like Crosby or Malkin or Nash and you’re heading towards the offensive zone with the puck, you better expect to get hit. If that’s too much for you and you need this
much “protection” (not from cheap shots but from legal checks), then you have no business being in the NHL. This notion of having “untouchable” players is just silly.

Cherry even told one story he told about someone who bumped his star
player accidentally (and Cherry agreed it was accidental), and got
beaten up anyway. He actually laughed when he said that his goon grabbed
the other player by the hair (no helmets in those days) and slammed his head into
the boards. Yo Don, does the name “Steve Moore” mean anything to you? Cherry’s
entertaining and all, but what an idiot.

Dumb lyrics and new stuff


One of the advantages of working at home, which I do every Friday, is that I can put music on actual speakers, rather than use headphones, which I sometimes do in the office. Plus, my selection of music is bigger at home than at work, because I haven’t ripped my entire CD collection yet. For example, right now I’m listening to Tom Cochrane’s excellent live album The Symphony Sessions, which I haven’t listened to in ages. But every time I hear the Tom Cochrane song “Good Times”, I have to shake my head at the following lyric:

Oh, good times we had
Wouldn’t worry about tomorrow ’cause tonight was all we had, yeah
Oh, good times we knew
I’d tell you about them baby, but you were there
you were with me too

“I’d tell you about them, but you were there”? C’mon Tom, surely you could have done better than that.

I got a couple of new things this week: one available to everyone, and one specific to me. Mozilla Firefox 2.0 was released a couple of days ago, and I’ve already upgraded both my home and work machines. Honestly, I haven’t noticed much of a difference. Everything I use pretty much works as it did before — seamlessly. One difference is that there’s a spell-checker built-in, so hopefully my blog postings won’t contain any speling mistaiks spelling mistakes. Strange how the word “blog” is marked as being spelled wrong, and it doesn’t like html tags either…

The other new thing I got this week was a new radio for my car. My old radio was a JVC MP3 player that I got a few years ago, which served me very well, but was starting to get flaky. First off, one of the letters on the display was broken (probably because I dropped the faceplate one too many times), and more importantly, the CD player stopped working reliably. If there was no CD in the player, it would complain a lot, with some cryptic error message, beeping, and cutting the radio out for a couple of seconds. If you tried to put a CD in, it would frequently complain about it and spit it back out, or accept it, spend 10-15 seconds reading the disk, and then spit it out. I’d spend 10-15 minutes trying to get the damn disk in the player, and then I’d have to keep that disk in for the next couple of weeks, because taking it out and trying to put another one in was just too much work.

The new one is made by a company called “Dual”, which I’ve never heard of, but the radio was cheap at Wal-Mart (sorry Tom). Mine doesn’t seem to be shown on the Dual web site, but this one looks exactly the same and has the same features, though I think mine has less power. It has all the features of my old one, I think, plus it will play WMA files, which the old one wouldn’t. There are a few things that annoy me about the new one, though:

  • You can’t see the radio station / CD track name and the clock at the same time. However, powering on and off is much faster, and it shows the clock when the power is off, which the old one did not (unless you pressed the “Display” button).
  • The old radio would let you name radio stations, so if I was listening to Q107, the display would say “Q107” (once I programmed that in) rather than “107.1”. This one just shows frequencies.
  • The new one takes a long time to decode MP3 tracks — when I switch from radio to a CD (even one that I was listening to before I put the radio on), it takes upwards of 15 seconds before a track starts playing. Surely the computer in the radio is advanced enough that it can pre-read the CD so that it has the next, say, 30 seconds of music in memory and ready to play once I switch to CD mode.
  • When playing MP3 tracks, my old one would display the album name once at the beginning of the album, and then display the track name, and leave the track name on during the song. The new one shows whatever you ask for (track name for me), but nothing else unless you cycle through the viewing options.
  • When navigating through songs and albums, they’ve decided that the most useful thing to show is the track number, rather than the song or album name. To jump ahead to another album or track, I need to: (1) let the song play long enough to identify it, (2) wait for 5-10 seconds until it decides to show me the track name, or (3) start clicking buttons until it shows me the track name. Of course, this is a car stereo, so it would have been nice for the designers to give a little bit of extra thought to the usability factor; if I’m futzing with the radio while driving, I want to be able to do stuff as quickly as possible.

All in all, it’ll be fine. I’ll get used to the limitations quickly I’m sure, and it no longer takes 15 minutes to change CDs, so that’s a plus.

Angels and Demons


A guy at Gail’s work has been married for over 20 years. A couple of years
after he got married, his wife was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis; since then,
she’s needed constant care. He’s hired a nurse to care for her while he’s at
work, and he does it the rest of the time. He hasn’t been on a vacation in 20
years, and has no social life to speak of. Gail once told me that because of
his devotion to his wife, he’s a wonderful man; she actually referred to
him as an “angel”. But it occurred to me — what choice did he have? His only
real alternatives are to put her in a home of some kind, or leave her.
Either way, what are people going to say then? “He dumped her in a home so he
could go off on a vacation? What a selfish bastard.
” So if he gives up
everything to care for his wife, he’s an angel, but if he doesn’t, he’s a
scum-sucking dirtbag.

What if he’s neither? What if he’s just a regular guy?

My wife does a lot of volunteering. She is the chair of the school council for
Ryan and Nicholas’ school (this is Ryan’s fourth year of school; Gail’s been
chair or co-chair of the council for three of them), and she’s on the YMCA School
Age Child Care parent committee (though they only meet a couple of times a year).
Both of us also volunteer a half-day a month in our kids classrooms, and we have
since Ryan was in JK. Ryan’s in grade two now, and his teacher doesn’t take
volunteers (she says she’s too much of a perfectionist, wanting to do everything
herself and I can understand that), but Nicky’s JK teacher does.

This year, Gail has become a Beaver leader. Last week,
we were talking about the fact that Ryan is in his last year of Beavers; next
year, Ryan will be a Wolf Cub, and Nicky will start Beavers. I asked Gail if
she’d move up to be a Cub
leader with Ryan, or stay with Beavers. She said “Maybe I’ll stay with Beavers,
and you can be a Cub leader”. I have no idea if she was serious or not, but I
have no interest in being a Cub (or Beaver) leader. I like the program, Ryan
seems to enjoy it and I think Nicholas will too, but I simply have no interest
in being a leader.

Here’s where the relation to the previous story comes in. Does the fact that
I don’t want to volunteer for Beavers make me a bad parent? It seems that if I
volunteer, I’m a great guy who gives up his own time to help children. If I
don’t, I don’t care about children — and that’s just not the case. It’s not
like I want to dump my kid at Beavers so I can go drinking, or so I can have an
hour’s peace without the little brat around, nothing like that. I just don’t
think I’d be a very good leader. I also think it’s important to have the kids do
something without us around. If Ryan goes to extra-curricular events at the
school, Gail is always there, since she’s usually the one organizing
them. She knows more teachers at his school than he does. We’re on a first-name
basis with the YMCA people who run the child care program. Now, Gail’s going to
be at every Beaver meeting and event. I suppose we’re not in the pool with him
at swimming lessons every Saturday, but that’s about it.

Now that I think about it, though, I was considering volunteering to coach
his baseball team next summer, because I love baseball. So maybe it is selfish
after all.

De Do Do Do De Da Da Da


On my way to work the other day, I heard two different songs by The Police on
two different radio stations. It occurred to me that I hadn’t listened to The
Police in a while, and that they were a really good band. They’re all
really good musicians, and Sting wrote some really good rock songs, before he
went all adult-comtemporary and lame. I don’t mind some of his solo stuff, but
his work with The Police was orders of magnitude better. Spirits In
The Material World
, Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic, De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
(not the cleverest song title ever, but a great song), Don’t Stand So Close To
Me
, King Of Pain, Can’t Stand Losing You, Message in a Bottle, Roxanne, Every Breath You Take — they only released five albums, but they had so many
great songs. It’s too bad they broke up when they did (actually, I believe they never officially broke up, they just went on “hiatus”, but after more than 20 years, I think it’s safe to say they broke up).

I “restarted” my guitar lessons last Thursday. I’ve been taking lessons for a
little over a year, and I’ve learned a lot, but I wanted to do more music theory
than my teacher (John) can do. He suggested I switch over to the other guy (Terry)
that teaches at the same place I go, since Terry knows music theory better and
can teach it better. We started out going over basic stuff like the string
names, major scales, and major chords (root, 3rd, and 5th), and by the end of the
half-hour, we’d also talked about minor chords (root, flat 3rd, 5th), 7th chords
(major or minor chord plus the 7th), and he mentioned diminished and augmented
chords, though I don’t know exactly how they’re defined. I even have homework.
I think the next few months are going to be challenging, and I probably won’t
get any better as a guitar player, but having the theory background will
eventually make me a better player.

Cool Tool: Mozy


I discovered a cool new web site last week, called mozy.com. Mozy is a web backup tool
— you install some client software on your Windows machine (only XP and
2003 are
supported), and set a schedule, and it backs up whatever data you want to their
site, using https and blowfish encryption. It’s smart enough to not back up
files that haven’t changed since the last backup, and you can store up to
2 GB of data for free. If you need more space, you can pay for it, but I’m only
using a small fraction of my quota so far.

I installed it and backed up some stuff, and it’s worked like a charm so far.
It’s certainly easier than remembering to burn a CD now and again. I keep some
copies of personal stuff (like my family web site and a spreadsheet containing my
weight loss information, for example) on my work machine,
and it occurred to me recently (when someone at Gail’s work was let go) that if
something happened to my job (which I think is unlikely, but you never know), I
doubt that they’d let me burn a CD with a bunch of stuff from my laptop before
leaving. Obviously in the case of the web site, I could simply download
everything, but there are other files that I’d lose. Now I have a copy of all
that stuff online, and I don’t have to think about backing it up.

The best part, other than the fact that it’s free, is that there is no spyware
or other crap installed with it, and no advertising either. Now, I haven’t tried
restoring any data yet, so perhaps that part is painful. I should
probably try that, but so far, Mozy is a really cool tool.

Note: If you click on the mozy.com link above and install and start
using Mozy, you and I will each get an extra 256MB of free backup
space. So if you decide to start using it, use that link instead of going
there yourself, and we both benefit! Alternatively, you can use my referral code
EN5GHI or my email address gperrow AT ianywhere DOT com
when you register.

Questions for People Over 30


Got this from cahwyguy.

1. Do you prefer solicitors and service staff to address you by first name
or by title+last (e.g. “Ms. Smith”, “Dr. Adams”, etc.)?
Title unless I know
them outside of their job, or have dealt with them numerous times in the past. I
was at the bank the other day, and the guy I met with came out and said “Hi
Graeme” although I’d never met him before. I didn’t like that.

2. How many careers have you had? Just one – software developer.

3. How many jobs? How many employers? 6 co-op terms at three employers:
3 at IBM in Toronto, 2 at Sears Canada in Toronto, 1 at Microsoft in Redmond, WA.
After graduation, a year and half at Corel in
Ottawa. After grad school, three years at Comnetix in Mississauga, and just
over nine years at iAnywhere Solutions/Sybase in Waterloo.

4. What was the best employer you worked for? iAnywhere, of course!

5. What was your favorite job? Some of the work
I was doing

at Comnetix was really cool, but the company itself had problems. I love what I
do at iAnywhere.

6. How many companies, businesses or incorporated organizations have you
founded?
None.

7. Did you grow up to be what you wanted to be when you were 5? When you were
10? When you were 15? When you were 20?
My parents tell me that I wanted to be
a baker when I was a kid. Apart from the standard fireman, policeman, etc., I
never really had any career plans. I didn’t even know what I wanted to major in
at university; I was in the math faculty, but was “non-specialist” until I picked
computer science in 2nd year.

8. Have you published any books or academic papers? How many? A couple of
technical articles at UWO, and an article in the proceedings
of the Third International Symposium on Integrated Network Management back in
1994.

9. Do you hold any patents? How many? iAnywhere has applied for a patent
for our web-server-in-the-database-server technology, and my name is one of four
on the patent application.

10. Are you licensed or certified to practice a profession(s)? If so, what?
Nope.

11. Ever served in the military? What branch and how long? Nope.

12. What’s the largest number of employees you have ever managed at a time?
I’ve supervised several co-op students, and I think I had two at the same time
once or twice. None in the past, oh, five years or so though. I have no interest
in being a manager.

13. How many countries have you lived in? Canada my whole life, except
for four months (September to December 1991), when I lived in Redmond, WA, USA,
while working for Microsoft.

14. How many times have you been married? Once.

15. How many kids do you have? How many grandkids? Two sons, born 1999 and
2002. No grandkids for at least another 15-20 years, hopefully.

16. Whom do you observe Thanksgiving with? Usually my parents and Gail’s
parents (on different days). This year, we had some non-Thanksgiving-related
things to do that weekend, so we stayed home.

17. How many parents have you had? Just the two…

18. How many of your parents are still alive? How close are/were you to
them?
Both are still kicking. I talk to them a few times a month, and we see
them maybe every other month or so. My sister talks to them almost daily.

19. What’s one way you were surprised to find out you turned out like one of
your parents?
Can’t think of anything. I’m more like my dad than my mom, but
not in any way that surprises me.

20. What’s one way you expected to turn out like your parent(s) and were
surprised not to?
Again, nothing comes to mind.

21. Do you own or rent your home? If the former, how many years on your
mortgage, if any?
Own. We bought in 1997, so we have 16 years
left.

22. Do you have roommates (i.e. non-family adults living with you)? If not,
how long has it been since you had roommates?
No. I lived with three other
grad students in 1994 at Western, and moved in with Gail right after that, and
we got married the next year.

23. Have you ever sat on a jury? Yep, though it resulted in a mistrial,
so we never really got to do anything. Details are here (Day one),
here (Day
two), and here (Day
three).

24. Have you ever run for office? Held office? Nope.

25. Are you a member of a political party? Do you volunteer with it? Do you
donate money to it?
No, no, and no.

26. What’s the nicest restaurant you’ve been to in the past year? We’ve
been to Milestone’s in Burlington a couple of times, including last Saturday
for our 11th anniversary.

27. What’s the nicest item of furniture you’ve bought? (Gifts don’t count!)
Our entertainment center. Holds our 36″ TV and all the stereo equipment. The
only problem with it that if we ever decide to go plasma, it’s useless.

28. What kitchen appliance are you most happy you bought? (Gifts don’t
count!)
Our side-by-side fridge, though the water dispenser does not have a
pump in it. It uses the water pressure from the pipes, which isn’t very good, so
it takes forever to fill up a glass of water, and the ice cubes it makes are
hollow. We don’t use it (the water dispenser) anymore because of that.

29. Do you have a preferred airline? How many frequent flyer miles do you
have?
Air Canada. We have a few hundred thousand Aeroplan points, which we
may use next year for a trip to the Big Apple, or we may save them for a couple
more years and go to Hawaii.

30. Where do you like to go to vacation? Our trip to Fern Resort is
always fun, and we’ve been to the Carribbean twice (once to Sandals Ocho Rios on
our honeymoon, and once on a cruise. I would
love to go to Hawaii or Australia. Gail wants to go to Paris for her 40th birthday
in a couple of years.

31. Women: Do you wear skirts or trousers on the job? N/A

32. Men: Do you currently have facial hair? No. I’ve had both a full beard
and a goatee in years past, but Gail’s not too fond of them.

33. Do you have grey hair yet? If so, do you try to hide it? Yes, around
my temples. Never tried to hide it.

Battlestar Galactica


I’ve heard in a number of places about what a great show Battlestar Galactica is, so I finally rented the pilot mini-series last weekend. Gail and I have been
watching it over the last couple of days (and we’re not done yet), and I’m
very impressed. We both remember watching the original show back in the late ’70s;
it only played for one season (1978 — thanks Wikipedia),
but we both remember Starbuck, Apollo, Commander
Adama, and Boxie (annoying little kid and his weird robot dog), plus the Cylons
(with the cool red light bouncing back and forth across their face). The new
series is different but cool — Starbuck and Boomer are now female
characters (though Starbuck is still a cocky bastard; that I remember
from the original series), and some Cylons are human-looking, and the special
effects are obviously better. There are a few familiaries in the show — the
scientist Dr. Baltar looks and sounds a lot like Dr. Julian Bashir from Star Trek:
Deep Space Nine, and Colonel Tigh used to be on Cold Squad, a cop show set in
Vancouver that we used to watch. Also, one of the early scenes on Caprica is
shot at Simon Fraser University in Vancouver; I visited there when I was living
in Redmond back in ’91.

Now all I need to do is find someone who owns the first season on DVD and
borrow it! I could probably find them on the internet and download them, but
that would be illegal. Then again, if I were to download them, watch them once,
and then erase the files, how would that be different from borrowing the DVD
from someone?