I’m Rich!


I got an email today saying that Sir Dennis Thatcher, late husband of former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, passed away and left me $750,000! That’s right, a famous rich guy that I’ve never met left me a fortune! All I have to do is send an email to this guy in England (he’s a reverend, so you know you can trust him).

Strange that an English guy left me a nice round number of American dollars, but like I said, if you can’t trust an English reverend, who can you trust?

Drinks are on me, boys…

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