An actual conversation at our house tonight:

Nicky: Ryan, what’s the money you have to bring to Cubs called?
Ryan: Dues.
Nicky: You don’t have to go get dues today. Here.
Ryan: Where’d you get it?
Nicky: From my piggy bank. It’s my only toonie.
Ryan: That’s OK, Nick, you keep it. I’ll get one from my piggy bank.