Category Archives: Music

Pandora update


Pandora 2.1 has been released, and it has some fancy new stuff. You can add songs to your “favourites” list, which is available online (mine is here). Note that I just started updating this today, so there are very few songs there right now. There are other fancy things like an RSS feed to the most popular songs / artists.

Hmmm… the Pandora computer must be on an 80’s thing today. I’ve already heard songs from Whitesnake, Loverboy, and Honeymoon Suite.

Music stuff


Here are a few lists of music-related things:

Good Band Names

  • Blue Rodeo
  • The The
  • Barenaked Ladies
  • The Thompson Twins (there are 3 of them, and they’re not related)
  • Rage Against The Machine – not a big fan of their music, but good name
  • Strawberry Alarm Clock
  • Bands named after people who don’t exist (Max Webster, Pink Floyd, Jethro Tull)
  • Death Cab For Cutie
  • Rainbow Butt Monkeys (now known as Finger Eleven, another good name)
  • Bourbon Tabernacle Choir
  • Buddy Whasisname and the Other Fellas
  • Bruno Gerussi’s Medallion
  • Me First and the Gimme Gimme’s

More good ones here.

Bad Band Names

  • The (anything) – post-1980. The Cars? The Smithereens? The Salads?
  • Bands that name themselves after a place (Toronto, Boston, Kansas, Chilliwack, Asia, Chicago) – The Bay City Rollers are exempt from this because they picked their name by throwing a dart at a US map
  • Audioslave – great band, boring name, especially considering the members came from Rage Against The Machine and Soundgarden, both good names

Just Weird Band Names

  • Chumbawumba
  • Bowling for Soup
  • Hoobastank
  • The Meat Puppets
  • Toad The Wet Sprocket
  • Mott The Hoople
  • Ned’s Atomic Dustbin

Great Album Names

  • Not of this Earth – Joe Satriani — After listening to his guitar playing, you might believe he really is not of this Earth.
  • Break Like The Wind – Spinal Tap
  • Tragic Kingdom – No Doubt
  • Yes I Am – Melissa Etheridge — Doesn’t refer to her sexuality, but since it’s the first album since she came out, it sounds like it does
  • Rockihnroll – Greg Kihn — He also had albums named Kihnspiracy, Kihnspicuous, and Kihnsolidation

Generally bad album names:

  • Anything non-debut album that’s self-titled (see Peter Gabriel, Weezer)
  • Any numbered album (Led Zeppelin, Chicago)
  • “Untitled” albums (Led Zeppelin “IV”)
  • “Greatest Hits” if you’re a band that didn’t have any actual hits, i.e. on the Top 40 chart or whatever. Pearl Jam is immensely popular, but has had very few big hit singles. If Pearl Jam were to release such a compilation, “The Best Of Pearl Jam” would be a better option than “Pearl Jam’s Greatest Hits”.

Best Guitar Solos

  • Comfortably Numb – Pink Floyd
  • One of these Nights – The Eagles
  • Alive – Pearl Jam
  • Free Bird – Lynyrd Skynyrd
  • Shine – Collective Soul
  • Layla – Derek and the Dominoes
  • Sultans of Swing – Dire Straits
  • One – Metallica

CD Baby, baby!


I ordered Heather Hill‘s CD from cdbaby.com, and got this email once it shipped:

Your CD has been gently taken from our CD Baby shelves with sterilized contamination-free gloves and placed onto a satin pillow.

A team of 50 employees inspected your CD and polished it to make sure it was in the best possible condition before mailing.

Our packing specialist from Japan lit a candle and a hush fell over the crowd as he put your CD into the finest gold-lined box that money can buy.

We all had a wonderful celebration afterwards and the whole party marched down the street to the post office where the entire town of Portland waved ‘Bon Voyage!’ to your package, on its way to you, in our private CD Baby jet on this day, Saturday, December 10th.

I hope you had a wonderful time shopping at CD Baby. We sure did. Your picture is on our wall as ‘Customer of the Year’. We’re all exhausted but can’t wait for you to come back to CDBABY.COM!!

The subject of the email was “CD Baby loves Graeme”. It’s nice to be appreciated.

Guess who hit the big time


We received a Christmas card the other day from a couple with whom we exchange cards every year, but we haven’t actually seen them in a number of years. We knew he had started his own company, but we had no idea how it was doing, so just for fun, I googled him. After finding some stuff about him, I asked Gail if there was anyone else she wanted to look up, and she said she was wondering about her first-year university roommate, Heather Pirie, who we lost touch with a number of years ago. We knew she had gotten divorced, but nothing else. The first search turned up an entry that started “Heather Pirie became a full-time singer/songwriter…”. Gail was immediately skeptical that I’d found the right one, until I read the rest of the entry: “…after leaving an executive business development position in the corporate world of Internet software publishing”, which describes what Heather was doing the last we heard. Then Gail thought for a second, and remembered that Heather was a very good piano player and did like to sing, so maybe… After some more searching, we found that this was indeed the Heather Pirie that Gail had roomed with, and she had changed her name (presumably she is now re-married) to Heather Hill. We found her web site, listened to a couple of tracks from her debut CD, and then ordered it. I hope this doesn’t sound condescending, but good for you, Heather, for following your dreams!

Note about the title of this article – it’s from “Lucky Ones” by Loverboy, and the complete line is “Don’t ask me how, but guess who hit the big time”. Just wanted to say that the “Don’t ask me how” part doesn’t apply here. I’ve only heard a couple of the songs, but she sounds like quite the talented singer.

Top 10 Great Album Names for Bad Albums


10. Songs about Fucking – Big Black
  Honestly, I have no idea what this band sounds like, but you just gotta love the honesty of the title.
9. Eat ’em and Smile – David Lee Roth
8. All the Best Cowbows Have Chinese Eyes – Pete Townshend
7. Vigil in a Wilderness of Mirrors – Fish
  Not that bad an album, but not nearly as good as his stuff with Marillion.
6. The Spaghetti Incident? – Guns ‘n Roses
  After Appetite for Destruction and the Use Your Illusions, this one was a bit of a downer.
5. Counterparts – Rush
  Not a great album, as Rush albums go, but the album art plays on the word “Counterparts” very well, listing a bunch of words that go together, as well as pictures of things that go together, and other things like a blueprint of a kitchen sink and parts of a clock (get it? Counter parts?).
4. Happiness Is Not A Fish That You Can Catch – Our Lady Peace
3. Badmotorfinger – Soundgarden
  I loved Superunknown, and had heard lots of good things about this one, so I bought it. It’s OK, but Superunknown blows it away.
2. Sailing the Seas of Cheese – Primus
  Tommy the Cat and Jerry was a Race Car Driver are both good, but the rest was rather forgettable. Frizzle Fry is a much better Primus album.
1. Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence – Dream Theater
  Again, not a bad album, but not as good as other Dream Theater albums. Awesomely cool album title though. This one gave me the idea for this list.

Update: Honorable mention to The Worst of Jefferson Airplane by (who else?) Jefferson Airplane. This one’s good not only because of the good name, but because (I believe) it was their debut album.

Maybe next I’ll list the worst album titles for great albums — pretty much any self-titled album (that’s not a debut album) or numbered album (Chicago II, Chicago III, Chicago IV, …, Chicago XVII, …) would count here.

Pandora


I discovered a cool music web site the other day (again, through wilwheaton.net) called Pandora.com. It allows you to set up “stations” which play a variety of music. The cool thing is that you can give it a band or song and it will choose songs from its huge catalogue that are musically similar to the one you chose. By “musically similar”, I mean it ignores the “style” of band or the popularity of the band, and just goes by the song itself. It even tells you why it chose a song — one such description was “Based on what you’ve told us so far, we’re playing this track because it features mild rhythmic syncopation, a subtle use of vocal harmony, minor key tonality, mixed acoustic and electric instrumentation, and many other similarities identified in the music genome project.” Several were chosen at least partially because they contained “a dirty electric guitar solo”. :-)

My first station started off with Dream Theater, and it chose bands like Dio, Chris Cornell, Korn, Anthrax, Three Days Grace, Triumph, Tool, Obituary, Ozzy, Sevendust, and a few bands I’d never heard of like Angra, Shadows Fall, Avenged Sevenfold, Further Seems Forever, and Soak. Some of them were a little heavier than I like (Dio, Ozzy, Korn, Anthrax — the Obituary song (Dying) was very cool musically, but the vocalist was a little too death metal for my tastes), but in general, they were all similar. I just added Rush to the station, so it should start choosing songs that are similar to both Dream Theater and Rush, and perhaps get a little further away from the death metal stuff.

It’s free for 10 hours, and then you pay $36/year. I’ve been listening to this all day, and I think I may subscribe.

Free-as-in-beer music


A band out of Seattle called Harvey Danger has released their latest album “Little by Little” on the internet as a free download. I’ve never heard of the band at all, but I downloaded it anyway because (a) I can, without feeling guilty, (b) if the band is keeping track of how many people do this, higher numbers might push other bands to do the same thing, and (c) maybe they don’t suck.

Turns out that they don’t suck. I’ve only listened to it once, and I don’t know if I actually like it yet, it’ll take a few more listens. But they’re competent musicians, the singer has a pretty good voice, and the production is pretty good (i.e. it doesn’t sound like it was recorded in someone’s basement).

I read about this on wilwheaton.net. Actually, it was on Wil’s temporary blog site, since his main site is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by.

Castle on a Cloud


We went to see Les Misérables last night in Toronto. I really like that show; this was my fourth time seeing it, and Gail’s third. Most of it is not especially upbeat or happy (as Gail mentioned to Kerri last night, Mamma Mia this ain’t), but it’s a very powerful story, and is all about love – Fantine’s love for Cosette, Valjean’s for Cosette, Eponine’s for Marius, Cosette’s for Marius, Marius’ for Cosette, and eventually even Marius’ for Valjean. The actors playing Valjean and Javert were both excellent (I saw Michael Burgess playing Valjean a few years ago, and he was amazing – this guy was about as good). Cosette was more of a soprano than I’m used to (my parents used to play the soundtrack CD a lot when I lived at home, so I’m very familiar with the music), but I wasn’t that thrilled with Eponine. She was pretty good, but not at the same level as the rest of the cast.

The title of this post refers to a song sung by the young Cosette. It, along with Hold On by Sarah McLachlan, is one of the saddest songs ever:

There is a castle on a cloud
I like to go there in my sleep
Aren’t any floors for me to sweep
Not in my castle on a cloud

There is a room that’s full of toys
There are a hundred boys and girls
Nobody shouts or talks too loud
Not in my castle on a cloud

There is a lady all in white*
Holds me and sings me a lullaby
She’s nice to see and she’s soft to touch
She says “Cosette, I love you very much”

I know a place where no one’s lost
I know a place where no one cries
Crying at all is not allowed
Not in my castle on a cloud

Call me a wuss, but I get choked up whenever I hear that song. No child should ever have to feel that much depair.

* This song is sung shortly after Fantine (Cosette’s mother) dies – during her death scene, she wears a white gown, and has a bright white spotlight shone on her.

A Month of Sundays



I used to work for Harvester
I used to use my hands
I used to make the tractors and the combines
that plowed and harvested this great land
now I see my handiwork on the block
everywhere I turn
and I see the clouds cross the weathered faces
and I watch the harvest burn

I quit the plant in ’57
had some time for farmin’ then
banks back then was lendin’ money
the banker was the farmer’s friend
And I’ve seen dog days and dusty days,
Late spring snow and early fall sleet
I’ve held the leather reins in my hands
I’ve felt the soft ground under my feet
Between the hot, dry weather and the taxes and the cold war
it’s been hard to make ends meet
but i always kept the clothes on our backs
I always put the shoes on our feet

Grandson, he comes home from college and says,
“we get the government we deserve”
Son-in-law just shakes his head and says,
“that little punk, he never had to serve”
and I sit here in the shadow of the suburbs
and look out across these empty fields
I sit here in earshot of the bypass
and all night I listen to the rushin’ of the wheels

The big boys, they all got computers
got incorporated, too
Me, I just know how to raise things
that was all I ever knew
And now it all comes down to numbers
now I’m glad that i have quit
folks these days just don’t do nothin’
simply for the love of it

I went into town of the fourth of July
watched ’em parade past the Union Jack
watched ’em break out the brass and beat on the drum
one step forward and two steps back
and I saw a sign on easy street,
said “be prepared to stop”
pray for the independent little man
or I don’t see next year’s crop
and I sit here on the back porch in the twilight
and I hear the crickets hum
I sit and watch the lightning in the distance
but the showers never come
I sit here and listen to the wind blow
I sit here and rub my hands
I it here and listen to the clock strike,
and I wonder when I’ll see my companion again

Don Henley
“A Month Of Sundays”

What an amazing song.

Rock rock till you drop


When leaving the house this morning (I drive both boys to school / babysitter in the morning, Gail picks them up), Ryan mentioned that he wanted to listen to music, and Nicholas, of course, agreed. I told them that I didn’t have any kids music, and they said that was OK. I happened to have Soundgarden’s Superunknown in the CD player, so I put that on, and Nicholas immediately said “That’s rock and roll!” Ryan was also impressed with Chris Cornell and the boys, saying “I like rock and roll music. Whenever we go anywhere, I want to listen to rock and roll music.”