The Fab Three and the other guy


An old guitarist’s joke:

What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians?
The drummer.

I’ve been playing an MP3 CD on shuffle in the car for the past few days. It’s got both the Blue and Red Beatles Greatest Hits albums, as well as some Aerosmith, all five Max Webster albums, and the Eagles – I guess it’s my classic rock mix. Anyway, whenever I listen to the Beatles for any length of time, I am constantly amazed at Ringo Starr. I can think of no band to which the joke above applies more than the Beatles.

Obviously John and Paul were the chief songwriters, and were also great singers and musicians. George was a great guitar player, and while he didn’t write many songs for the Beatles, the ones he did write (Here Comes The Sun, While My Guitar Gently Weeps, Something) are really good, and he wasn’t a half-bad singer either. And then there’s Ringo. A pretty good drummer, but a lousy singer, and what songs did he write of any significance? Here’s the list: Octopus’s Garden. The other day I hit Octopus’s Garden during my shuffle, and halfway through the song I had to skip to the next track; I just couldn’t listen to it anymore. It’s the kind of song I would expect from The Wiggles, not from one of the best rock bands ever. The next track that came up was Yesterday, an absolute classic, and one of my favourite Beatles songs. The juxtaposition (what a great word!) was just painful. I also thought that the segue from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band (sung by John and Paul) and With a Little Help From My Friends (sung by Ringo) was a little weird, especially given the lyrics at the end of Sgt. Pepper:

I don’t really want to stop the show
But I thought you might like to know
That the singer’s gonna sing a song
And he wants you all to sing along
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Billy Shears

It’s like they’re saying “Here’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for, our singer, the one, the only, Billy Shears!” (big buildup) and then Ringo starts singing (big letdown). This is what we’ve been waiting for? Ironic, too, that the first line of the song is “What would you think if I sang out of tune”.

OK, I guess that’s enough Ringo-bashing for one day.

What a drag it is getting old


Our second baseball game of the season was last night, and I’m feeling it today. My throwing arm isn’t as sore as I expected, in fact it feels pretty good. My legs are killing me though. Getting out of the car after the hour drive into work was a bit of a chore – since my job involves a fair amount of sitting, I plan on forcing myself to get up every hour or so and just walking around the building to try and keep my leg muscles from tightening up completely. I’m going to have to hit the treadmill a lot more in the future.

It ocurred to me yesterday that although I was one of the younger people in the Stelco league, I’m probably one of the oldest on my team this year. I really need to join a volleyball league or something during the winter to keep in shape so that the first few baseball games of the spring aren’t like this. Working out in the basement is great, but there’s just no substitute for actually playing a sport.

What else is going on? The Rock fired coach Terry Sanderson the other day. I’m not sure why – he was there for 2 full seasons and most of a third, and here’s what he did:

  • 2004: Take over a team that was 2-4 and lead them to the playoffs
  • 2005: Won championship
  • 2006: Start 0-4 and still get them into the playoffs

Sure, one championship win in 3 seasons is a lower average than his predecessor, the late Les Bartley, who won 4 in 5 seasons, but Les is widely regarded as one of the best box lacrosse coaches ever, so you can’t honestly expect every coach to have that kind of record. Personally, I don’t quite understand the move.

Update: Former Toronto Rock defender Glenn Clark, who played last year with the Philadelphia Wings, was announced this morning as the new Rock head coach. Clark is an experienced player, who was apparently an unofficial assistant coach with the Rock a couple of years ago while he was injured for half a season. He obviously knows the game very well, but other than his unofficial stint with the Rock, I don’t think he has any high-level coaching experience. We’ll see how that works out…

It’s baseball season again!


All winter I look forward to baseball season, but never as much as this past winter. I’ve played in a Stelco league in Hamilton for the past 10 or 12 years, but this year, I’m playing in a hi-tech league in Waterloo, as a member of the iAnywhere Mobilizers. We played our first game tonight. We had fun, even though we got slaughtered. The other team singled and doubled us to death (with a couple of homers in there for good measure), while we couldn’t get much going offensively. I had a couple of singles, one ground out to second, and one line out to second. Actually, my two singles were just to the right of second base as well, so I hit the ball 4 times to exactly the same place. I played OK in right field – blew my first play in the first inning when the ball took a weird bounce right in front of me and skipped by my glove, and I overthrew the shortstop once. Not much was hit to me though, so I just ran around a lot.

This league is a little different from the Stelco league:

  • The field is completely fenced in, and not in a public park. No more delaying the game because some old lady decides to walk across our field as a shortcut home from the grocery store.
  • You’re allowed to slide into 2nd and 3rd. Doubt I ever will though.
  • There are five outfielders, though there were still times where it would have been nice to have another one.
  • The field has lights! No more playing the last couple of innings quickly so we can beat the darkness, or losing the ball because it’s too dark to see it.

One slight drawback of this league is that there are a lot more teams and therefore players, and you don’t always know people on the other teams, so there ends up being less camaraderie between teams. In the Stelco league, most players have been playing for years, so everyone knows everyone on all the teams. Not too big a deal though – the people on my team are nice. I already knew most of the team, but there were a couple of co-ops I didn’t know, and the twin sister (Teesha) of one of the team captains (Caryn) is on the team as well. I don’t know Caryn all that well, so telling them apart will be a challenge, but they’re both very friendly, and made me feel very welcome on the team – Caryn actually said that they were glad that I came out for the team. Now, she said that before I blew the play in the outfield, not after… but then again, I think everyone blew at least one play, so I was in good company.

One other difference between this league and the Stelco one is that in the Stelco league, all games were 6:00 on Wednesday. In this league, games start anywhere from 5:30 to 9:30, and any day from Monday to Thursday – some weeks there are two games, other weeks we don’t play at all. That throws a wrench into our weekly schedule somewhat, since a lot of our games are Thursday nights, and so I may have to move my guitar lessons to Friday afternoons. Not a big deal though. This league is also much better organized than the Stelco one (it even has its own web site), so that is a major plus. I’ve officially dumped the stelcoball.com site I was running for the Stelco league – very few people went to the site, and the commissioner wasn’t interested in sending me results, so the standings and game results were always out of date. I’ve even cancelled the domain name – I believe I still own it until August sometime, after which it vanishes.

My arm is going to hurt tomorrow…

Book Review: IPv6 Network Programming


I bought a book on IPv6 from amazon.com recently, and received it today. (I actually bought two, but the second hasn’t shipped yet.) IPv6 is still fairly new technology, and the one book I have that mentions is doesn’t have enough details — If I’m going to be the IPv6 expert at work (which I suppose I already am – scary), I think I need to have a better knowledge than I currently do.

Anyway, I looked over this book, and the first thing I noticed was the typeface – it looked like the book was written on a typewriter. I quickly discovered that this was because I was looking at an appendix – an RFC describing some aspect of IPv6. RFCs (Request for Comments) are written by the Internet Engineering Task Force (IETF), and are used to decide on standards, like the “official” definitions of various network protocols and stuff like that. Four different RFCs relating to IPv6 were included in the book, and it looks like they took the RFC text directly from the web site with no reformatting. There are five other articles included as well, all of which are also freely available on the web. Once I got to the actual meat of the book (i.e. stuff the author actually wrote himself, I was very disappointed. There are only 80 pages of actual content in this 361-page book, for which I paid (OK, Sybase paid) $50 US. Actually, in the end, nobody will have paid for it, since I’m returning it.

It looks like the content itself is fairly useful, so I wouldn’t mind ripping out the first 80 pages, sending the rest back, and asking amazon.com to refund 78% of my purchase price (80 pages out of 361 is 78%). I doubt they’d go for that. I did write a review on amazon.com, giving the book only 2 stars out of 5. We’ll see if they post my review.

The other book I ordered is from O’Reilly Press, which has produced a lot of good computer books in the past, so I’m a little more hopeful that it will be a keeper. According to amazon, it’s expected to ship sometime in June (the order was placed on March 17), so I’ll post a review of that book when I get it.

Update: My review has already appeared on the amazon page for the book.

Do you feel the way you hate? Do you hate the way you feel?


I used to hate the Montreal Canadiens. Just hated ’em. There were two teams that I always wanted to lose — no matter who they were playing, no matter whether it was playoffs or early in the season, I wanted them to lose — the New York Yankees and the Montreal Canadiens. I still hate the Yankees (watching Boston take them out in four straight after being down 3 games to none two years ago was just awesome), but for whatever reason, my dislike for the Habs has waned in recent years.

I can’t tell you why this has happened. There isn’t a particular player on the Habs that I like, nor any that I really dislike (other than Mike Ribeiro, after his exceptional acting performance during the playoffs 2 years ago). Maybe it’s because of Saku Koivu’s battle with cancer. Maybe it’s the fact that they really sucked for a few years, while the Leafs were making the playoffs every year, though that’s what I used to wish for, so I don’t see why that would be the case. Or maybe it’s just because I’m older and more mature, and so hating a team for no other reason than because I always have just doesn’t make sense to me.

But I still hate the Yankees.

More lists


Making lists is fun! Here is a list of all the airports I’ve ever flown into or
out of:

Pearson (Toronto)
Prestwick (Scotland)
Heathrow (London)
Ottawa
Vancouver
Seattle
San Francisco
Logan (Boston)
O’Hare (Chicago)
Miami/Ft. Lauderdale
Orlando
Reagon National (Washington DC)
Newark (NJ)
La Guardia (NYC)
Pittsburgh (stopover on way to Orlando)
San Juan (Puerto Rico)
Edmonton
Montego Bay (Jamaica)
Kitchener
Baltimore/Washington

And all the countries (and provinces/states) I’ve visted:

Canada (Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, Quebec, Ontario, Alberta, BC)
U.S.A.(Arizona, California, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Kentucky, Maine,
Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York,
North Carolina, Ohio, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia,
Washington, West Virginia, District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, US Virgin
Islands)
Scotland
England
Jamaica
St. Lucia
Curaçao
Aruba

Note that Curaçao belongs to the Netherlands Antilles, while Aruba is a State
of the Netherlands. Both technically belong to the Netherlands, so neither is
really a country by itself.

Performancing


I’m trying out a new blog posting extension to Firefox called Performancing. It lets you compose blog entries right inside Firefox, drag and drop text and images and stuff into the compose window, things like that. I’ll see how this entry turns out and let you know.

Update: Seems to work rather nicely!

Another Update: Or not. I tried to add the above update through the extension, but rather than updating the existing entry, it added a second one. Seems convenient for new entries, but maybe I’ll stil with the blogger.com interface for editing existing ones.

Ryan the math whiz


Ryan seems to be turning out to be quite the little mathie, just like mommy and daddy. The other day he got in trouble at school for throwing his shoe or something like that, and he and another boy (grade 3 – Ryan’s in grade 1) were told by the teacher on duty to stand against the wall and count to 100 before they could go play again. Ryan decided to count by 5’s rather then 1’s, and had left the wall long before the other kid had. Not what the teacher meant, to be sure, but hey, she didn’t specify!

Then this morning he was putting together an alphabet puzzle he has – each letter other than A and Z has 2 puzzle pieces, and A and Z have one each. He noticed that the box said ’50 piece puzzle’, and came to me and said ‘daddy, 26 plus 24 equals 50’. I asked him how he figured that out, and he told me that he knew that there were 26 letters in the alphabet, but that only 24 of them had 2 pieces in the puzzle, and since there are 50 pieces in the puzzle, 26+24 must be 50.

It ain’t rocket science, but he’s only 6 1/2, so I think (totally unbiased proud poppa) he’s doing very well.

On the work front, ASA finally got its Common Criteria certification today. This has been in the works for over three years, and I’ve been the engineering point person for the project. I’ve referred to it as “The project that wouldn’t die”, but I guess it’s now officially dead! As long as we don’t decide to do the whole thing again for Jasper

P.S. A very happy birthday to my wonderful wife Gail, who turns today!

Concerts I’ve seen


Here is a list of bands I have seen live. A number in brackets indicates
the number of times I’ve seen that band. They are listed in the order in which
I remembered them while making the list, not the order in which they occurred.

The Captain and Tennille CNE Grandstand – hey, I was only
6
Rush (3) All Maple Leaf Gardens, I think
Triumph (3) MLG twice, and their last-ever show at Kingswood
the day before Rik Emmett left the band
Rik Emmett Opened for Kim Mitchell at the CNE
Kim Mitchell (2) CNE and the Village Green at U of Waterloo
during frosh week
Bob Seger MLG
Bruce Springsteen CNE
The Eagles CNE
Don Henley Kingswood
Honeymoon Suite (6) Kingswood a couple of times, Ontario Place
forum, The Diamond.
Whitesnake CNE
Iron Maiden MLG?
Anthrax MLG? Opened for Maiden
Bruce Dickinson Rock ‘n Roll Heaven
Metallica (2) Copps Colliseum and Olympic Stadium in
Montreal. In Montreal, they played for about an hour before James Hetfield got
burned by some pyrotechnics (during Fade To Black, ironically), and they had to
cut the show short to take him to the hospital. See Guns ‘n Roses below – this
was the same show.
Faith No More Olympic Stadium – opened for Metallica and
GNR
Guns ‘n Roses Olympic Stadium – left the stage after 45 minutes,
causing a riot. Gail and I didn’t notice, because we had left 20 minutes before
that to go see Blue Rodeo, who were playing a free show down the street.
Blue Rodeo (3) A bar in Montreal, The Diamond, and the Village Green at U of W
Corrosion of Conformity Opened for Metallica at Copps
Voivod Opened for Rush at MLG. They sucked.
Saga MLG
Styx CNE
Heart Kingswood
Haywire Kingswood
The Rolling Stones CNE
The Who CNE – Very disappointed. No band that was that popular,
with that much material, that has been around for 30+ years should be allowed to
play a 90-minute show. The Stones played over 3 hours.
Paul McCartney SkyDome – fantastic show
Red Rider Opening for Rush at MLG
Tom Cochrane (2) Some place in Ottawa (New Years Eve 1992), and
The Twist in Waterloo
Chalk Circle The Twist
Ray Lyell and the Storm The Twist
The Tragically Hip Fed Hall (!) at U of Waterloo
Jeff Healey Fed Hall
Bryan Adams Molson Park
Sass Jordan Molson Park
The Steve Miller Band Molson Park
Moxy Fruvous Molson Park
Extreme Molson Park
Barenaked Ladies Kingswood
Def Leppard CNE
The Wallflowers ACC, opening for John Mellencamp
John Mellencamp (3) CNE, Molson Amphitheater (when Gail was
8 months pregnant), and ACC. The one at the CNE was probably the loudest concert
I’ve even been to.
Crowded House Bumbershoot Festival in Seattle
The Posies Bumbershoot – opened for Crowded House
Van Halen CNE, but sadly, never with David Lee Roth
Aldo Nova MLG, opened for Saga
Prism Entex
Sheryl Crow CNE, opened for the Eagles
BTO CNE, opened for Van Halen

Update: Added third Blue Rodeo show, Moxy Fruvous, and Extreme – thanks Fais! Also remembered Barenaked Ladies and Aldo Nova

Update: Added Prism

Update: Added Sheryl Crow

Update: Added BTO opening for Van Halen. There was a third band on the bill, but I can’t remember who it was.

Shark-jumping


I’ve been a fan of The Tea Party since their first album Splendor Solis. I, like everyone else, noted Jeff Martin’s striking similarity (in both looks and voice) to Jim Morrison, but by the time their second album The Edges of Twilight (one of my favourite albums) was released, I’d forgotten about that. Martin and the rest of the Tea Party definitely had their own unique musical style (though not dissimilar to that of Led Zeppelin), and he’s a very talented guitarist.

The next album, Transmission, was also good – heavier, and without the Eastern musical influences that The Edges of Twilight had, but unmistakeably The Tea Party. Psychopomp is still my favourite Tea Party song ever, and Temptation, Gyroscope, Alarum, and Emerald are all great songs. (Hmmm…just noticed that Army Ants is the only song on that album that doesn’t have a one-word title.) I guess Triptych was when they started to go downhill. It was a pretty good album – The Messenger and Chimera are really good songs, and Samsara was reminiscent of The Edges of Twilight. However, the first song I heard from this album was Heaven Coming Down, which was not quite a sappy love song, but close. It certainly didn’t have the same Tea Party edge, and was much more radio-friendly than most of their stuff. When I first heard it, I thought “Uh-oh, sounds like Jeff Martin fell in love or got married or something between the last album and this one”. I remember laughing when the radio DJ said basically the same thing once the song was over.

The Interzone Mantras had some great songs (Angels, Lullaby, Cathartik), but more not-so-great stuff, and the last album, Seven Circles, was not great at all. Writing’s on the Wall was not bad, but was less than 3 minutes long. Wishing You Would Stay was pretty good, but Holly McNarland’s backing vocals really made that song. I guess Martin realized that they’d jumped the shark, and he left the band. Since he was the guitarist, singer, chief songwriter, arranger, and producer, his leaving effectively killed the band. I don’t know if the other two guys in the band even considered finding a replacement, but I really hope they didn’t.

So the other day I’m in Future Shop, and I see a solo album from Jeff Martin called Exile and the Kingdom. I didn’t know at the time that the Tea Party had broken up, so I just figured he’d put his own solo record together. I picked it up (only $9.99!), and I’ve listened to it at work a couple of times now. Unfortunately, it seems that either (a) he’s continuing the downward trend, since this album isn’t even as good as Seven Circles (the worst Tea Party album), or (b) the other members of the Tea Party contibuted a lot more than just bass, keyboards and drums to that band. Most of the album is just kind of boring and forgettable, but the last song, Good Time Song, is dreadful. Granted, I’ve only listened to the album twice now, so I’ll try to keep an open mind and listen to it a few more times, in case it grows on me. I didn’t like Dream Theater’s Scenes from a Memory when I first heard it, and now it’s my favourite Dream Theater album, so it could happen, I guess.

On a similar note, I also recently picked up Queensrÿche‘s new album Operation: Mindcrime II, the “sequel” to their amazing 1986 concept album Operation: Mindcrime. Can you have a sequel to an album? I suppose if it’s a concept album, you can. Made a bunch of money for Meat Loaf. Anyway, this is another example, like Jeff Martin, of a band that’s jumped the shark. Their first couple of albums were pretty good, Rage For Order was very good, and then came Mindcrime, which made Queensrÿche one of the biggest progressive rock bands around. After that came Empire, another great album, which contained the radio-friendly-but-still-cool hit Silent Lucidity. Promised Land was next, and it was good too, but then they dropped off big-time. Their next two albums, Hear in the Now Frontier and Q2K, weren’t good at all, and then I lost interest. I’m not even sure if there was another album or two in there. (Somewhere after Empire they released Operation: LIVECrime, which was a live performance of the entire Mindcrime album.) MC II was released a couple of weeks ago, and I picked it up, just to see how they would continue the story. The result so far: meh. It’s good, but as my sister might say, it’s no screaming hell. There should have been more continuity (both musical and story-wise) from the first album (they should talk to Dream Theater about how to do this). In general, it doesn’t sound like a sequel, it sounds like a completely different album containing a story that happens to involve people with the same names as the first album.

I hate to say it, since I’m a huge Hip fan, but I think The Tragically Hip have also jumped the shark. Their last three albums have been quite forgettable, though the live DVD “That Night In Toronto” released last fall was really good. Another shark-jumping band might be Audioslave — and after only 2 albums. Their second album was very disappointing, considering how good the first one was. Rush hasn’t gotten to the point of producing really bad albums, but the last few are certainly not as good as their earlier stuff, so maybe they should call it a career. A couple of years ago, I thought U2 had jumped the shark as well, but they seemed to be off of whatever drugs caused the Zooropa and Pop albums, and the last couple have been really good.