Floppin’, Turnin’, and … Riverin’?


Never been big on poker, mainly cause I’m not very good at it, but I’ve been interested in playing some Texas Hold ‘Em recently. Don’t know why, really, I wasn’t looking to play, but I found a game online and played a bit there, just me against the computer. Then I tried one game (not real money!) against 7 real people, and dammit all if I didn’t win the freakin’ game.

So I guess that gave me a bit of an inflated ego, so I tried pokerstars.net, also not for real money, but against real people. I got smoked. I played a game this afternoon and lost $200 of play money in a very short time, and then this evening after everyone went to bed I played a little more – I played smarter than this afternoon, but still lost $1800. In my last hand, I was dealt a pair of freakin’ aces and still lost. If this were real money, man would I have some ‘splainin to do.

It was fun though, so I’ll keep pluggin’ away. It’ll be a while until I play with real money, though, if ever.

On the lacrosse front, I saw the wildest freakin’ (word of the day?) lacrosse game on Saturday night – Rock vs. Wings. The Rock were down 2 or 3 to nothing before they ever touched the ball. They were down 4-0 and then 7-1, then stormed back with a great second period to tie the game at 7. They were down 10-8 at halftime, then they didn’t score at all in the third, and were down 14-8 early in the fourth. Again they stormed back to tie it at 14 with 43 seconds left, and then Colin Doyle won it 1:13 into overtime. They never had a lead in the game until they won it. They were down by 6 and came back to tie it, and then were down by 6 again and again came back to tie it. Gotta love lacrosse.

Go stick a candle in your ear


I read an article today about ear candling, and how it is ineffective and dangerous. I have three words on this subject: No. Shit. Sherlock.

I first heard about ear candling about 10 years ago. Whoever was telling me about it had to tell me a couple of times before I would believe that people actually did this. The idea is that you take a hollow candle and stick one end in your ear, and light the other end. The flame creates a very mild vacuum, which draws wax and other “impurities” out of your ear. This is another one of those things that should be obvious hogwash to anyone with an IQ over 7, but apparently is not.

My friend Jeff (also a skeptic) once did an experiment to see just how much suction is created by burning a hollow candle (note that it wasn’t just any hollow candle, it was a candle made for ear candling). He lit the candle, then lit a match, blew the match out, and held the match below the bottom of the candle, which was held at the same angle as when doing ear candling. The wisps of smoke coming from the match drifted right by the end of the candle, completely unaffected. There was absolutely no vacuum sucking the smoke into the candle. If the vacuum created is so small that smoke is not affected, how is it going to pull wax out of your ear?

And another thing – ear wax is there for a reason. Unless you have a medical condition where you have too much of it, why pull it out?

I’m just here to blog


I heard an interview with Morris Peterson of the Raptors the other day. He was talking about the fact that Chris Bosh was injured, and how the rest of the team has to play better because of it. During the interview, it struck me — why do basketball players always feel it necessary during interviews to remind you of what sport they play? Whenever you hear an interview, you get things like:

  • Yes, our star player is injured, so the rest of the team needs to step up and just play basketball
  • I’m not going to talk about that [some controversial issue], I just want to play basketball
  • I don’t know why I was traded, I’m just here to play basketball

You never hear hockey players talk about how they “just want to play hockey” or baseball players say they are “just here to play baseball”. Come to think of it, I have heard football players say stuff like that too – This weekend’s game is going to be tough, but we just have to be ready and play football. Thanks for the clarification, buddy, I thought perhaps we were going to have a spelling bee instead.

Public Service Announcements


You may notice some images down the right side of my blog page – these are for some web sites that gather sponsors who donate money to specific causes for each visitor to the site, in exchange for the right to advertise on the site. These sites support causes like breast cancer research, literacy, food for the hungry, and saving the rainforest.

I came across these sites a couple of years ago, and after some due diligence to make sure it wasn’t a scam, added links to our home page. Then I rewrote our page when I registered the perrow.ca domain, and didn’t put the links on the new page — they just don’t really fit in among the pictures of my kids. I’ve added them to the sidebar of my blog because I have looked into them a bit, and I think they’re legit, and because they support causes that I believe in. My mother, Gail’s mother, and Gail’s late grandmother have all been touched by breast cancer, and they all survived it. Me, Gail, and the boys have also walked in the CIBC Run for the Cure for the last couple of years, in the hopes that surviving breast cancer will be the norm, not the exception.

Please, if you could do me a favour and every now and again when reading my blog, click on one or more of these images and then click on the “Click here” button in the middle of the page you get to, that would certainly help. Thanks.

Fly, Eagle, Fly


Ed Belfour is out for the rest of the year with a back injury. His backup, Mikael Tellqvist, has been playing pretty well as a starter in the meantime, and last night, his backup, Jean-Sebastien Aubin, played in his first game as a Leaf, and was named the first star. I only watched the last 4 minutes of the game, but the Devils had a two-man advantage for most of that time because of Leaf penalties plus pulling their goalie. They had all kinds of scoring chances, but Aubin kept them all out – other than one that he missed but Tomas Kaberle scooped away just before it went in.

I wonder if Leaf management will look at the performances of Aubin and Tellqvist and finally decide to buy out Belfour’s contract and let him go. It makes fiscal sense too — they’d need to pay Tellqvist either way, but Aubin doesn’t make much, so the $1.5 million it will cost to buy out Belfour plus Aubin’s salary is still way cheaper than the $4.5 million they’d have to pay Belfour. Given their play over the last couple of weeks plus Belfour’s less-than-stellar play over the rest of this season, and the fact that Belfour is 41, it should be a no-brainer.

Leafs gain on Montreal


I went to the Leafs game last night. Great game – the Leafs played pretty well, and Mikael Tellqvist was great in net. Brendan Bell made his NHL debut in place of new daddy Wade Belak, and I thought he played very well – some nice hits, a couple of shots on net, he looked pretty comfortable out there. Jeff O’Neill had a pretty good game as well, with two assists, and Jason Allison scored the game winner, though I thought he made a lot of sloppy passes. Mats Sundin was a non-factor once again – in the new higher-scoring NHL, Mats has only 17 goals and 36 assists.

Montreal lost last night, so the Leafs gained 2 points on them and are now only 4 back. Their next 2 games are both against Montreal, so they could be tied by Sunday; however, we also have to hope that Atlanta starts losing as well. Beating Montreal for 9th place while Atlanta takes 8th doesn’t help much.

I wrote a couple of weeks ago that the worst thing to happen to the Leafs this year would be to make the playoffs, since it would give management the ability to claim that the team just needs a tweak here and there, rather than a complete overhaul. I still believe that, but as a lifelong Leafs fan, it’s awfully hard to hope for them to lose.

IPv6 and Thunderbird


I’ve been using Microsoft Outlook at work for a few years. The company uses Lotus Notes for email, but Notes sucks rocks, so I chucked that a few years ago. Outlook is pretty good, but has one or two little things that annoy me, so I thought I’d give Mozilla Thunderbird a try, since I love Firefox so much. Well, everything was going along just swimmingly, and then I tried sending an email to someone who wasn’t in my address book. It tried to connect to our LDAP server, and the whole program hung for about 5 seconds, and didn’t find anything. I did some more tests, and still had no luck with LDAP. I tried to install Thunderbird a couple of years ago, and ran into the same problem, but I figured it was a bug in Thunderbird, since it was version 0.8 or something at the time. I assumed that since it’s up to version 1.5 now, the bug would have been fixed.

I sent an email around to the department, asking if anyone else was using Thunderbird, and several people are, none of whom are having the same LDAP problems. Out of the blue, I suddenly wondered if IPv6 was related, since it seemed to be a networking issue, and I am probably one of the only people in engineering with IPv6 installed. I went to my second machine, which also had Thunderbird installed, and I saw the same problem. I uninstalled IPv6, rebooted the machine, and the problem vanished. I did another search on BugZilla, this time including IPv6 in the search criteria, and found the problem — LDAP doesn’t work if IPv6 is installed.

I briefly thought about downloading the Thunderbird source and development environment and attempting to find and fix the bug, but I don’t know when the hell I’d have time to do it. I’ll just have to stick with Outlook until the bug is fixed.

Ten-can-gamo


A few weeks ago, Ryan found a coupon on a box of Rice Krispies for a free Tengamo toy. And not just any Tengamo — a Tengamo six-pack! I had no idea what it was, and I don’t think he did either, but he figured it was a toy and it’s free, so how can anything be better than that? He insisted we cut the coupon out and save it. So we cut it out, and stuck it on the fridge. At least once or twice a week since, Ryan has asked when we’re going to go and get our free “Ten-can-gamo”. (I have no idea where the extra “can” syllable came from, but that’s what he and Nicholas have been calling it.)

Yesterday, we went to Wal-Mart to get the boys some new shoes, so we grabbed the coupon and told them we’d pick up their free toy. Naturally, they got all excited. When we got to the toy section, we started looking for Tengamo stuff, and when we found it, Gail and I had a good laugh. This toy, for which the boys had been waiting patiently for several weeks, cost all of $0.97. We decided that having only one would cause more problems than not having it at all, so we splurged and bought a second one for Nicholas. Then we got to the counter, and there was a problem with the coupon, so the cashier had to call the supervisor over, and everyone in our line had to wait for several minutes while they figured out how to enter the coupon. All this for a coupon that didn’t even save us enough to buy a large tea at Tim Hortons, and gets our kids a toy that will make it into the junk drawer within a few days and will probably never been played with again.

Cool names


I found out today that one of the people I work with has the middle name “Quiet”, which I’ve never heard of as a name before. I asked her where the name came from and she said simply ” child of the sixties.” I also work with someone whose first name is Dove, which is also kind of neat.

The name “Graeme” is not nearly as uncommon in Britain as it is here. I know that because when I’m over there, I only have to spell my name once – to them, it’s just another one of the spellings. Over here, I have to spell it slowly, and usually twice. I’m sure people have just assumed my parents were drunk when they filled out the birth certificate form. I’ve even had people ask me “Are you sure?” when I spell my name. Yes, I usually get it right. In high school, there were three of us in the same year – one Graeme, one Graham, and one Grahame. One year in math class, we all sat in the same corner of the room, which cause the teacher no end of confusion, but was fun for us.

When I was at Western, I knew a guy whose first name was “A” (he went by his middle name, Warren) — his brother’s first name was “B”. Them some mean parents.

There was a Judy Garland at my high school, and my sister knew a guy named Todd Sweeney. A friend of mine whose last name is White swore he was going to call his daughter Vanna. Luckily, he had 2 sons.

Gail’s stepmother’s name is Jackie, short for Jacqueline. Her first husband’s surname was Smith, making her Jacqueline Smith.

Update: Fixed link.