Happy Father’s Day!


Happy Father’s Day to all the father’s out there! I, for one, had a great Father’s Day; actually, it was a great Father’s Day weekend. On Saturday, I took Nicky to his soccer game in the morning, while Gail did some basement cleanup with Ryan. After soccer, we did some more cleanup while the boys entertained themselves with the Wii for a while and playing outside for a while. After lunch, Gail and I decided to “divide and conquer”, so Nicky and I went to do something fun and Gail and Ryan went to do something fun. Nicky’s choice was bowling, so we went to a 5-pin place in Waterdown and played a couple of games. After that, we met Ryan and Gail at a bookstore in Burlington, and swapped kids. Ryan decided that he wanted to go bowling as well, but he wanted 10-pin, so we went to a 10-pin place in Burlington. When using the ramp, Ryan did pretty well — at one point, he hit two strikes in a row and then knocked 9 out of 10 down on the next shot. My second game was easily the best game of my life — I bowled a 183, and left a grand total of 2 pins standing the whole game. I shot 5 spares in a row, then a strike, then 9, then two more spares, then a strike, and I got 9 on the last two throws. Could be that Wii bowling has improved my real bowling game! Guess I should be playing Wii baseball more often, considering how I’m hitting in my baseball league this year…

Anyway, on Sunday, we went to see Shrek the Third, which I enjoyed, as did the boys. After, we went for dinner to a place in Burlington called Tony Roma’s, where I enjoyed some very fine back ribs. Tomorrow I’m home with Nicky, since his babysitter is on vacation, then I have baseball tomorrow night, Ryan is getting a special award at an assembly Tuesday afternoon, my parents are coming on Wednesday for Grandparent’s Day in Nicky’s kindergarten class, then they’re staying to babysit Nicky on Thursday, and I’m going to a Jays game with my dad next Saturday. Oh, and Ryan has soccer on Monday and Wednesday nights. And Gail’s going to the grade 8 graduation on Thursday night to present an award to some graduating students (she’s chair of the school council). And the cable guy is coming on Thursday to fix our cable which has been flaky for a couple of days. And I have another baseball game on Wednesday which I can’t make it to, and I’ll have to cancel my guitar lesson on Thursday night too. All in all, not far from a fairly normal week at our house.

Apparently, I Rock


Someone at work brought in an XBox the other day, and we played Guitar Hero II at lunch time. I had heard a lot about this game, but had never played it. It’s kind of like Dance Dance Revolution, except that instead of stepping on a particular part of the floor pad, you hit buttons on a “guitar”. Holy crap, was that a lot of fun. I did three songs: You Really Got Me (Van Halen’s version), Message in a Bottle by the Police, and finished off with a tougher one, Iron Maiden’s The Trooper. After every song, it came up and said “You Rock!”, though I’m not sure if that’s a rating of my performance, or just what it says when you’re done. A couple of people were watching, and they said I did really well — I hit over 90% of the notes on all three songs, got 100% in numerous passages (though I only did about 75% during the solo in The Trooper), hit 160 notes in a row in Message, and ended up with over 100,000 points in The Trooper, which, apparently, is very good.

I don’t have an XBox, and I doubt I’ll buy one just for this, but if this game comes out for the Wii, I’m there.

The Big Decision


I am at a crossroads, considering making one of the most critical decisions of my life. Do I stay the course, continuing something I’ve done for many years and that I’m comfortable with, or have I had enough of the status quo? Am I ready to make the life-altering decision that will have lifelong consequences for me and my children?

I’m talking, of course, about my allegiance with the Toronto Maple Leafs and my position of “lifelong fan”. I’ve been a Leafs fan as long as I can remember, having been brought up in Toronto. I remember watching Leaf games as a kid with my dad and saying dumb things like “Wow, if that guy was a Maple Leaf, we would have scored!” when the opposing goalie passed the puck to one of his defensemen. I weathered the storm in the 70’s when the team sucked, though I don’t remember most of it. I was there in the 80’s when the team sucked; I even coloured my hair blue during the playoffs one year (when all my friends said they were going to do it too and then chickened out — not that I’m still bitter about that). I was there in the 90’s and 2000’s when the team didn’t suck as bad most of the time, and I’ve been there the last two years when the team sucked. But over the last couple of years, as I pay more and more attention to the team (thanks to listening to sports radio during my commute every day), I grow more and more frustrated with the way the team is run:

  • John Ferguson has done a lousy job of building the team into a winner, and they just resigned him to a long-term contract.
  • Nik Antropov was supposed to be a top prospect, but has been a total bust. After six full seasons and part of another, he’s certainly had enough time to make the most of his supposed potential, but simply hasn’t, and yet they just resigned him as well.
  • They signed Bryan McCabe to an insanely large contract, with a no-trade clause — he’s a good offensive defenseman, but is not that great defensively, and certainly doesn’t deserve to be paid as if he is among the upper echelon of
    defenseman.
  • For years, the Leafs would sign past-their-prime players and pay them as if they were still in their prime. (One notable exception is Eric Lindros, who was definitely past his prime, but they didn’t pay him a ton.) The only reason they don’t still do this is the salary cap. Even if they didn’t pay them big bucks, they’d trade away prospects and draft picks to get them. They are still doing this (see Yanic Perreault last year).

MLSE is making money hand over fist on the Leafs, and it has been projected in the media a number of times that if the Leafs ever did win the Stanley Cup, public interest in the team might actually drop in subsequent years (I’ve heard the same thing about the Chicago Cubs, though it didn’t seem to happen when the Boston Red Sox finally won the World Series). So MLSE has no real incentive to put in the effort to win the Cup, and it’s been painfully obvious that they have no particular interest in doing so. Hence the hiring of a inexperienced (i.e. cheap) GM that they can control. This would explain the signing of popular players to rich contracts, rather than trying to sign players that might actually help the team win. Tie Domi and the aforementioned McCabe come immediately to mind. (Though the Antropov signing puzzles me, since he’s neither useful nor popular.)

They just resigned the very popular Mats Sundin to a one-year deal, which I don’t have a huge problem with. I wouldn’t have been too disappointed, however, if they had decided not to resign him, as long as they used that money to sign young players with some upside, rather than doing something stupid like signing Alexei Yashin. I’ve heard rumours on the radio that the Leafs are interested in signing Yashin, and I cannot imagine a dumber move for the Leafs than signing him, unless they get him for some bargain-basement price and have the ability to trade him or send him to the minors at any time.

Anyway, back to MLSE, which also owns the Toronto Raptors. However, the way they handle that team is vastly different than the way they handle the Leafs. MLSE paid big bucks to hire a stud GM for the Raptors, and make that team into a winner. This makes sense — the Raptors have been around for less than 15 years and to a large extent, they’re still trying to create a long-term fan base. If the Raps suck for years and years, it’s logical to think that interest will decrease, so they want to make that team into a winner to keep the fans interested. MLSE is a business, attempting to make a profit, nothing more. If winning a Stanley Cup will significantly increase that profit, then that’s what they’ll try to do, but it won’t. But Toronto fans have shown for 40 years that they will pay to watch the Leafs and buy jerseys and stuff even if the team doesn’t win, so why bother paying for a stud GM or putting in any significant work to help the team win when there’s no significant financial advantage to doing so?

I lived in Ottawa in 1993 when Ottawa was awarded an expansion franchise, and I’ve had a soft spot for the Senators ever since. But Senators coverage on the local TV and radio stations is minimal unless they’re playing the Leafs (or in the Cup finals), so I’d have to work pretty hard at being a die-hard Sens fan. Now, along comes Jim Balsillie, attempting to be my saviour.

If Balsillie moves the Nashville Predators to Hamilton or Kitchener-Waterloo, my prayers are answered. Balsillie isn’t buying the team to make money — he’s a hockey fan, so he (presumably) wants to win a Cup, which means he might be willing to do whatever is necessary to accomplish that goal, which MLSE is not. I’ll have a local team to cheer for that might actually be interested in winning, and actually has the talent to do so. Tickets for games might be easier (i.e. possible) to get, and I won’t have to take out a second mortgage to go to a couple of games. Copps Coliseum is less than 15km from my house, so if they play there for a year or two while they build an arena in Waterloo (where I work), that would be perfect.

I’m sure I will always be a Leaf fan to some extent, especially if the Predators don’t move to southern Ontario. But until Leaf ownership changes their tune and actually tries to put a winning team on the ice, my passion for the Leafs will wane.

Update: Just thought of a cool song lyric that I should have used as the title of this post: “We said our love would last forever, so how did it come to this bitter end?” from “Kayleigh” by Marillion.

Stanley Cup Champion Ducks


…boy does that sounds weird. So I ended up 11 for 15 in my NHL playoff picks. As I said before, I wouldn’t call Ottawa’s defeat “choking” – in previous years, they’ve had great regular seasons and then lost to inferior teams in the playoffs, while this year, they beat the inferior teams (and you could even argue that Buffalo wasn’t) and then simply lost to a better team. Can’t fault them too much for that, though the fact that Jason Spezza and Dany Heatley are now appearing on milk cartons all over the National Capital Region certainly didn’t help them.

We did the Walk for Miracles this morning. It was indeed 5km, same as the Run for the Cure, but was a little more leisurely, and seemed less hectic. However, the main reason for that was the fact that there were way less people there. I don’t remember the actual numbers, but I think the Run for the Cure has something like thirty thousand people walking through the closed streets of downtown Burlington. Today, there were a maybe a couple of thousand walking along sidewalks through downtown London. No streets were closed; actually, I don’t think the path they chose even crossed any streets. Anyway, both boys walked the whole way (no wagon!), so I was pretty impressed with that. We had lots of fun, and will probably do it again next year.

Edited to add: Here are a couple of pictures from last year’s Walk for Miracles. There are three pictures from London — the little girl cutting the ribbon is Sarah, and her mom Cindy is helping.

Wal-Mart Walk for Miracles


This coming weekend, the four of us are walking in the Wal-Mart Walk for Miracles in London, Ontario. The walk will raise money for the Children’s Hospital in London. As some of you may know, our friend Sarah had multi-organ transplant surgery there in August of 1997 at the age of six months, and is now a happy and healthy ten-year-old. We are walking with Sarah, her mother, and a bunch of other friends and family. We would like to help the Children’s Hospital continue the wonderful work that they do.

If you would like to sponsor us, please go to the team page. Any donations are very much appreciated. To be honest, I have no idea how long of a walk it is – 2km, 5km, 10km, … but however long it is, that’s how long we’re walking. The next step is to convince the kids to walk, and not ride in the wagon like the Run for the Cure last year.

Books you will not see on amazon.com anytime soon


  1. Hockey – A Gentleman’s Game” by Todd Bertuzzi
  2. A Comprehensive Analysis of U.S. Foreign Policy in the 20th Century” by Paris Hilton
  3. How I Made Millions Playing Professional Lacrosse” by anyone
  4. Feeding Your Family on only $17 Million a Year” by Latrell Sprewell
  5. My Favorite Hanukkah Traditions” by Mel Gibson
  6. An Actor’s Guide to Avoiding Typecasting” by Joe Pesci
  7. Burying the Hatchet: How to Resolve Personal Differences And Just Get Along” by Roger Clemens and Mike Piazza
  8. Building a Successful Long-term Career in the Entertainment Industry” by that kid who played “Webster” on TV (foreword by Leif Garrett)
  9. High on Life: Why You Don’t Need Alcohol To Have Fun” by Lindsay Lohan
  10. Being a Sports Celebrity Without Becoming a Jerk” by Kobe Bryant, Barry Bonds, Latrell Sprewell, Roger Clemens, and numerous others

Honourary mention: “George Foreman’s Big Book of Baby Names” (I saw that on some web site somewhere and got a good laugh)

Enough ripping already


One of the TV shows Gail and I have liked to watch for years is Law & Order. In more recent years, we’ve also enjoyed its cousins, Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and Law & Order: Criminal Intent. For those of you who don’t watch them, each of these shows occasionally has an episode they describe as being “Ripped from the headlines”, where they take a real-life high-profile news story, and write an episode about it. Of course, they change the names and some details and stuff, but it’s usually pretty obvious what story they’re talking about. For example, a few years ago, they did one about a man who was arrested and tried for several murders, including that of his wife’s sister. Later on, it was revealed that his wife was directly involved in the killings, and was just as evil as he was, if not more. This was the story of Paul Bernardo and Karla Homolka. There was another one about a six-year-old beauty pageant winner who was murdered. For the most part, the stories had some obvious connections to the real-life stories, but diverged in some way as the story went on.

I think these “ripped from the headlines” episodes were fairly popular, since they began becoming more and more frequent, and then I think the writers just started getting lazy. In the last month or so, there was a L&O story about a female astronaut who suffered a mental breakdown, and drove across several states (wearing adult-sized diapers to avoid having to stop) to confront her lover and his wife. The other day, we started watching one (this was L&O:CI) involving a pudgy bleach-blonde former stripper who had become famous by marrying a 90-year-old billionaire and inheriting his estate on his death. Her 20-something son died of a drug overdose shortly after the birth of her daughter, and then she died mysteriously shortly after that. When the story started to deal with paternity issues, we got bored and turned it off.

Note to the L&O writers: enough of the “ripped from the headlines” stuff already. It’s been done. To death. Drop it. It’s one thing to write a story that vaguely resembles a news item, but when you take the news item, modify the names of the people involved, and that’s it, well, that’s hardly even worthy of the term “writing”, is it?

Stanley Cup Final pick


OK, after going 4-for-4 in the second round, I went 0-for-2 in
the third round. What’s more, I predicted Buffalo would beat Ottawa
in 6 or 7, and Ottawa took out Buffalo in 5 — couldn’t get much more wrong.
Oh well, I’m still 11-for-14 overall. Only one pick left!

This one is tough. So far, I’ve tried to keep emotions out of it, picking teams
that I thought would win, rather than teams I hoped would win.
But now that the Senators (my second favourite team) are in the finals, I’m
finding it hard not to root for them. I’m really hoping they can pull this off.
A friend of mine grew up near Toronto but now lives near Ottawa, and he’s
abandoned the blue-and-white to become a die-hard Sens fan. He told me last year
that in Ottawa, the regular season almost doesn’t matter anymore, all that matters is
what happens in the playoffs. Obviously no Leaf fan would think that way, because
(a) it’s never a guarantee that the Leafs will even get to the playoffs
(they didn’t this year or last), and (b) it seems that for some Leafs fans (not
me), any season where they do make the playoffs can be considered a success,
regardless of when they get knocked out.

Any (non-Leafs) team might be a serious contender for a couple of years,
maybe more, and then they usually start to suck. Edmonton was great in the
early-mid 80’s, and sucked in the early 90’s. The Islanders were great in the
early 80’s, then have pretty much sucked ever since. Calgary, Montreal, the
Rangers, Pittsburgh,
Philadelphia, Dallas, they’ve all had periods of time where they were serious
contenders, and then a few years later they were at the bottom of the heap. A
few teams like Detroit and New Jersey may not be contenders every year, but rarely
seem to have really crappy teams. Anyway, near the beginning of this season, when
the Sens
were losing (and the Leafs were winning), I started to wonder if this was the end of
the Sens run, if their window of opportunity was closing. Then they turned their
season around and began winning, and suddenly, making the playoffs wasn’t an
issue, the question was (as usual over the past several seasons), how far would
they go. I think their reputation as playoff chokers is now gone. Alfredsson seems
to be the leader in Ottawa that Mats Sundin has never quite become in Toronto,
he, Heatley and Spezza are firing on all cylinders, and I think this is the
year.

Ottawa over Anaheim in 6.

You hit a what?


Heard on the traffic report on a Toronto radio station this morning:

…and if you’re north of the city, on Highway 10 just south of Highway 89, there’s a dead kangaroo in the left lane…

I just hope that whoever hit the animal didn’t have any car damage:

Insurance company: You hit a what?
Driver: A kangaroo.
Insurance company: Rrrrrriiiiiight. Let me just check your policy…

Third Round Picks


Just call me Mr. Prognisticator. I’m now 11 for 12 in my NHL playoff picks, after a perfect second round. I expected the Ottawa series to go longer, but I did get the winner right. Now for my third round picks…

  • Buffalo over Ottawa — this is a hard one. I am a closet Senators fan (Shhhhh…. I don’t think you’re allowed to be both a Leafs fan and a Sens fan, so don’t tell anyone), so I’d love to be wrong here, but I think Buffalo is just too strong. However, I fully expect this series to go at least six games.
  • Detroit over Anaheim — this is a hard one as well, but I think Hasek will come up big for Detroit. I suspect that the winner of this series will take the Cup.